• i like to reblog pretty pictures of things that cause me great pain
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Someone tried to strangle me. And I survived. I don’t need to hide that.
Hazel probably has a really strong 1940’s New Orleans accent
Jason and Annabeth and Piper probably have that adorable California accent
Frank probably says “eh” instead of “why” a lot
Leo’s probably got a very fast, Spanish accent
Percy probably talks very fast also and has the only Northern accent and everyone teases him about it
If you ain’t scared you ain’t human. Act any different and I’d throw you off the Cliff because it’d mean you’re a psycho.
my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT AND UNDERSTANDS ME